HOROSCOPE

March 21 -April 20

Today you will have to do an exercise in humility and you will have to apologize to one of your best friends. Put the stubbornness aside and be humble to accept your mistakes.

April 21 -May 21

This week your soulmate i dedícate a song that will make your life.

May 22 -June  21 

You will take advantage of any costume party that comes your way to unleash your bipolarity. Your tendency to incest will be reduced due to the positive influence of Pluto. You will win a Facebook contest and a few prizes in the casino. This is your year!

June  22 - July 23

your excessive degree of sympathy will make you seem a bit bisexual. It is recommended that you stop making the ball to others. Also, that effort to help everyone will make you forget about your own hygiene: soap and deodorant will not be part of your life.

July  24-  August  23.

During the first months of the year you will shine with your own light, but be careful with the clothes you wear as some might think that you are a little tacky. You will be in good health almost all year round, but towards the autumn months you should pay attention to possible buttock injuries: both reggaeton will take its toll. Go to Mufasa and dance a little more varied.

August 24  -September  23

Thanks to your effort and perseverance, this year you will develop your muscles in an overwhelming way. You will have to save to buy new clothes; Take advantage and buy something sexy now that you're in shape. Of course, we recommend you do a deep dental cleaning if you do not want to scare people by smiling. So much muscle doesn't make sense if you don't take care of your mouth properly.

September 24 -October  23 .

Although you were very ugly at birth, the years have been granting you that delicate beauty that defines you. In 2020 you will break necks in your path, so it is recommended that you take out civil liability insurance. However, your vanity will soon take its toll and you will risk your partner falling asleep while making love. Use creativity.

October 24-  November 22

Think before acting because your obsession with being the boss of the mafia can cause you many problems. Your coworkers will gum gum on your chair to get you down from the clouds. This year you will not be able to like anyone, and you will be lucky if you get someone to laugh at your jokes. Cheer up.

November 23 -December 22

The stars are with you this year and you will have a most obscene year. Be careful with alcohol because your sign has tendencies to the public nude, especially in discotheques.You can calm your craving for fuss if you join salsa or bachata classes, where you can unleash your sensuality in a more subtle way.

December  23 - January  20 

Given your materialism and ambition, you would be very successful as a banker, but this year you will be especially generous. You will be very sympathetic to homeless people and you will even think about hosting them in your house. Be careful with that outbreak of generosity when you party, since you can become a paymaster.

January  21 -February  19 

Unfortunately, this year you will not be eating a bagel, even with your partner. A genital herpes will nest in the depths of your being and will accompany you for a few months. But not everything is bad for you aquarium: the moon will be very close to Taurus, which favors new professional projects and the entry of money into your home. Do not go down, if you are able to control work stress, herpes will disappear on its own.

February  20 -March  21 .

The alignment of Saturn on the axis of the Earth will enhance your initiative in love, which will come in handy to abandon the insipid sexual practices with which you would bore anyone. Toys, costumes and creams of all kinds will inhabit your nightstand. But do not trust yourself because Mars will enter your sign towards autumn, and you will have fights with the neighbors, who know everything and are very envious.